Thursday, July 9, 2009

Political Correctness

I told a friend of mine that I am a PITA (pain in the arse). She'd never heard that one before. In the interest of public education, here are some other nice ways to say something bad.

FLK - Funny Looking Kid - used when discussing someone else's new baby and you don't want to come right out and say there's something odd looking about it.

SNR - Something's Not Right - this the adult variation of FLK but it applies to a lot more than just looks.

FUMOS - fine upstanding member of society - this is the person who comes into emergency bleeding all over the place saying, "I was just walking along minding my own business when out of nowhere this guy shot me/stabbed me/hit me with a baseball bat...(you get the idea).

Code Brown - friendly warning that you've had an accident in your pants - so your friends can stand upwind.

(Load groan) NTP - no toilet paper - self explanatory, but hopefully not following a Code Brown.

What code talk do you use?

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