Here are some one liners I got out of my local newspaper:
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.
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I'm thinking that last one is true:)
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